40 OZ FIST: More Like 12 Ounces

Genre: metal. Location: Milwaukee, WI, USA.

I’m pretty sure this band created a new subgenre when they formed: douchebag metal.

40 oz Fist is a really tough band. No, really. They have bandannas and shit, and they play really loud. I’m pretty sure if Justin Bieber had a metal band, this is what it would sound like. And everyone knows Justin Bieber is all grown up and gangster now.

This band has two singers who basically jump around each other like a baboon mating ritual. They sound like one, too. I swear to God, you need to watch the video and see this shit. They’re at some Fraternity house backyard party or something, and everybody’s running around in circles which at first glance seems like a good thing, because circle pit! But no, it’s not a circle pit. It’s just what people do when they are confronted with a spectacle so derpy, they have no idea how to process it and their adderal can’t even help them.

Why do these guys have a Slayer flag in the studio? Is it so they don’t have to feel gay when they’re giving each other brojobs? Wait…don’t answer that. Please.

Oh, one more thing. This is no 40 ounce fist….40 ounces gets you drunk. This band is more like a twelve ounce fist. It doesn’t even get you a buzz and even a freshman can handle it. FAIL!

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“Out To Lunch” full album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWyRMX9muo

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