PHARMACIDE’s Single ‘Born To The Slaughter’ Was Actually Born To Fail

Genre: thrash metal.

Location: Dallas, TX-USA.

Well, well, well, hold on to your eardrums, folks, because we’re about to dive into the auditory apocalypse that is Pharmacide and their thrash metal concoction, “Born to the Slaughter.” Straight out of Dallas, TX, where apparently the only thing heavier than the music is the existential dread of realizing you’re stuck in the birthplace of this sonic nightmare.

Let’s talk about this song that’s heavy as fuck, fast-paced, and apocalyptic sounding. It’s like they threw the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse into a blender, hit frappe, and served us a cocktail of horse guts and chaos. If the end of the world had a soundtrack, “Born to the Slaughter” would be it – a cacophony of despair that makes you question whether surviving the apocalypse is even worth it.

Now, Pharmacide is apparently doing really well, with a legion of fans and followers. Who are these fans, you ask? Probably people who enjoy subjecting themselves to auditory torture, a masochistic army marching to the beat of “Born to the Slaughter.” It’s like a cult, but instead of drinking Kool-Aid, they subject themselves to thrash metal so intense it makes your grandma’s heart palpitations seem like a lullaby.

Anyway, let’s delve a bit deeper into the auditory chaos that is Pharmacide. Picture this: the band members, fueled by the delusion that their music is a gift to humanity, subjecting their fans to not only live streams of their sonic assault but also invading their sacred gaming spaces (more about this below). It’s like a double whammy of torment, a relentless barrage that makes you question whether the apocalypse isn’t preferable to enduring their musical and gaming endeavors. So, buckle up, because Pharmacide is here to ensure your ears and sanity have a one-way ticket to oblivion.

But wait, there’s more – an endorsement from Ibanez guitars. Yes, because nothing says musical excellence like getting the stamp of approval from a guitar company that probably heard one note of “Born to the Slaughter” and thought, “Yep, this is the sound we want associated with our brand.” It’s like being endorsed by a company that specializes in making earplugs – a desperate attempt to salvage whatever hearing you have left after subjecting yourself to Pharmacide.

In conclusion, Pharmacide’s “Born to the Slaughter” is a musical descent into madness, a thrash metal onslaught that feels like a relentless assault on your senses. The fact that they’re doing well with this auditory calamity speaks volumes about the state of the metal scene – or maybe it’s just a testament to the sheer resilience of fans who are willing to endure anything in the name of heavy music.

If their music isn’t too much for you, just wait-they also offer live video game streaming sessions with the band members! Because apparently, torturing your ears with their music wasn’t enough; now they want to invade your gaming sessions too. Imagine playing your favorite game, trying to enjoy some virtual escapism, and suddenly Pharmacide barges in like an unwelcome houseguest who overstays their welcome. It’s a package deal – the kind of package you open and immediately regret, like a musical Pandora’s box. Follow them on social media if you want to know when to catch this bonus content for 40 year-old virgins. Basically, what we’re saying is that Pharmacide is the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want it or not.

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