COLOSTOMY BAG METH TRASH: Yep. Pretty Much.

Genre: Punk. Location: Wichita, KS.

THIS IS UTTER GARBAGE!

The drums are a drum. A fuzzy fucking methed out bunny rabbit of a drum. Just one fucking drum! The guitar…I can’t even. And there is literally less bass guitar than the Metallica “…And Justice For All” album.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this…jack off on the toilet?

I would rather bang Kellyanne Conway than listen to this shit…she actually looks better than this shit sounds, and she looks like a cross between a cougar and a corpse made out of wax! Although her I.Q. is basically at the same level. Hey Kellyanne, here’s your headliner if you ever want to throw a benefit concert for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre…

Hell, I would even drag my balls through ten miles of powdered glass to bang Kellyanne before I listened to this shit.

I have never heard a band so appropriately named, I’m telling ya. Maybe they’ll overdose, or catch a staph infection. Or maybe, they’ll just give the rest of us one.

Dude, WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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