STRAIGHT JACKET UNION: Straight Sucks

Genre: Industrial. Location: Minneapolis, MN.

DUDE.

YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.

Have you ever seen one of those 80’s horror movies that was done on a $20 budget, where the troll (actually a drunk homeless guy in a over the head mask from K-Mart) is chasing the girl, and you’re like “DUDE??? WTF??? Turn off the music!!! I’m trying to laugh at the movie right now!” Yeah, it’s like that, but worse. Much worse.

This appears to be a one-man project, by some pretentious goth fuck who thinks he worships Satan, but accidentally spray painted “Satin” on his “altar” (actually the dryer) in his “temple” (actually his Mum’s basement).

For fucks sake, dude. I can’t even.

Yeah this is just what the world needs…another fucking garbagecore EDM band by a guy who loves Hot Topic because he gets older, but the daddy issues stay the same.

Satin called…he wants his wind chimes back.

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